x-mas shopping?

[clinikill1]

oh my god, ive just been christmas shopping, it was so busy, coffin dodgers and pikeys everywhere.
it was when i was stood in a que longer than bruce forsythes chin that i slipped into my little dream word....
pulled out my oicw...switched to fully auto... stuck the gun to the old biddys head in front of me...and blew the whole que into oblivion. then on arrival at the cash desks, i stuck a frag into the cashiers mouth and walked out with my shopping! bang! easy as that!lol

anyone else had any moments like this??? be honest!
(or do i need to seek help!)

[mrsLMD]

he he
well as long as you only do it in your head m8 you should be ok, i think
lmao

[clinikill1]

i think its only the fact i cant get hold of an oicw thats stopping me! lol

[MG OneShot]

LMao CLIN.
Should thro a flash bang followed by a smoke grenade. Then leg it in with your G3A3 or OICW then shout "GRENADE" get the money then run.

[kleaneasy]

no no no what u do is throw the flash bang through the door clear the shop so now u can shop in peace lmfao ;D

[mrsLMD]

well i've been out shopping all day today n klean your idea would of been a great thing to do,for the simple reason that there wouldn't have been any que's to fkn stand in
lmao

[clinikill1]

walk into the shop and pick a random customer to talk to...
and say in a load voice " cor, my crabs are giving me shit today! no only that my contagious skin disease is giving me strife,having scurvey doesnt help, and on top of that i picked up that bloody S.A.R.S virus yesterday!"

im sure that would clear the shop
pmsl!

[mrsLMD]

lmfao

[clinikill1]

you must be warned! NEVER to repeat the above quote when you are in a bar trying to get layed...
(unless she looks like pat butcher from eastenders... use of the quote becomes acceptable in this case)