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Mar 14, 2006 15:10:14 GMT -5
Post by Terrorformer on Mar 14, 2006 15:10:14 GMT -5
why does the hedgehog cross the road? to go and see his flat mate ;D
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Mar 14, 2006 15:11:43 GMT -5
Post by Lukant 23 on Mar 14, 2006 15:11:43 GMT -5
NEW RESULT FROM THE AFRICAN NATIONS CUP:
Egypt 8 - Ethiopia Didnt!
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k3ym3n6
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Mar 14, 2006 15:31:00 GMT -5
Post by k3ym3n6 on Mar 14, 2006 15:31:00 GMT -5
haha both class but that egypt 1 was class lol
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Mar 22, 2006 9:50:43 GMT -5
Post by ginners on Mar 22, 2006 9:50:43 GMT -5
lol 1st one iv heard before 2nd one ooo lukant thats harsh mate lol
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Aug 15, 2006 7:42:52 GMT -5
Post by xJ DEATHx on Aug 15, 2006 7:42:52 GMT -5
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack."
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Aug 15, 2006 7:51:40 GMT -5
Post by xJ DEATHx on Aug 15, 2006 7:51:40 GMT -5
Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".
So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.
"Hey, I found something,"says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"
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Aug 15, 2006 8:02:55 GMT -5
Post by xJ DEATHx on Aug 15, 2006 8:02:55 GMT -5
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies. Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger". She again says "NO". "But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again. "Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher. Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON" Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
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