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Post by The carpenter on Mar 17, 2005 4:14:25 GMT -5
A man walks into the doctors and sits down, the doctor says " now sir you are getting old how do you feel about death and god"? The old man replies" i feel great about god because everytime i go to the toilet at night god switchs on the light for me. Later that day the doctor is worried about the old man so he rings the mans wife. He speaks to the mans wife and asks " have you heard what your husband is saying, he says everytime he goes to the toilet at night god switches on the light for him" The woman replies "oh dont worry he has just been pissing in the fridge again"!
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Post by G4 on Mar 17, 2005 4:42:33 GMT -5
A man is playing golf and he plays the most perfect shot ever so he says "God I would do anything to be able to do that shot again" God replies "Oh yes what would you give" "Half my sex life" the man says "Go on then" says God, so the man does his perfect shot again and God says "Oh by the way what is your sex life "oh about 12 times a year" says the man "That’s not much says God" It’s not bad for a catholic priest with a small parish" replies the man.
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Post by Aliendave on Sept 21, 2005 14:06:11 GMT -5
a a a
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Post by hovin9 on Sept 28, 2005 12:51:26 GMT -5
im not doing it here dave
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Post by Aliendave on Sept 28, 2005 17:20:04 GMT -5
stop it then
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