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Post by jase37 on Aug 24, 2006 8:43:58 GMT -5
Well here we are again, sitting in our bi-weekly silence! Maybe it's time for puzzle time!
The maker does not need it, the buyer does not use it and the user uses it without knowing. What is it?
Answers on a postcard please!
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Post by Harsh Marsh on Aug 24, 2006 8:49:55 GMT -5
A coffin?
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Post by jase37 on Aug 24, 2006 8:54:15 GMT -5
Bastard! How did you get that?
Okay here's another one: -
A man stopped his car opposite a hotel and immediately knew he was bankrupt! How?
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Post by Harsh Marsh on Aug 24, 2006 9:07:17 GMT -5
Erm im gonna go with he was playing monopoly?
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Post by jase37 on Aug 24, 2006 9:19:13 GMT -5
 My first online ASBO due to ruining my quiz! Who do you think you are Marshy Boy? Dom? Okay here's another: - A woman was half way up an escalator when she suddenly began to weep, Why? |
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Post by Harsh Marsh on Aug 24, 2006 9:24:55 GMT -5
It wasnt the stairway to heaven?
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Post by jase37 on Aug 24, 2006 9:25:49 GMT -5
Marshy, you're right!!!!!!!!!
It wasn't the stairway to heaven!
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Post by cym4n on Aug 24, 2006 10:48:39 GMT -5
i think the pair of you need to get out more..........
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Post by mrsLMD on Aug 24, 2006 11:02:18 GMT -5
PMSL
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Post by ten2 on Aug 24, 2006 13:03:16 GMT -5
funny one jase
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Post by jase37 on Aug 24, 2006 13:25:46 GMT -5
Come on Marshy, thought you were good at these! Not ruining my quiz now are you!!!!!!!!
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Post by Harsh Marsh on Aug 25, 2006 7:42:57 GMT -5
Its a hospital,
When the escalator stops, everyone is in panic, because... Electricity shutdown could mean a shutdown of EVERYTHING, including OR facilities and Intensive Care Units
You didn't say she cried because the escalator stopped. But maybe it did, and she was on her way to a family member that was on life support and he might not make it now?
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Post by violator on Aug 25, 2006 7:55:53 GMT -5
or its just a general power cut and the woman is scared of the dark?
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Post by jase37 on Aug 25, 2006 7:56:02 GMT -5
Nope, she was in an airport and looked at the wall only to see an advert for andrex containing 3 puppies. The puppies had actually belonged to her several years back but some thieving gypsy nicked them as they were pedigree. She wept cause she remembered the good times she had making the adverts with the puppies and the bog roll!
I know Marshy a bit too intelectual for you!
Would you like some more?
Why is no one else playing the quiz? Boring b'stards! In fact how ignorant coming in to a room for a browse and not leaving a message! Think we should charge an hourly attendance rate Marshy for keeping the room alive!
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Post by Harsh Marsh on Aug 25, 2006 8:01:08 GMT -5
I would be happy to take an hourly rate, and just to let you know jase i know my answer was right.
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